Help Us Write Our Fan Fiction – Wizard World 2020
Our fan fiction as created with help from the audience at Wizard World Portland 2020:
The alarm clock goes off, blarring a buzzing siren of an Eternia ambulance that had recently been in a car crash. It’s 8:04 am. Prince Adam is late. Again.
There is a knock at the door. Prince Adam opens the door and on the other side stands Councellor Diana Troy in a Star Trek TNG S1 uni w/ S2 hair.
“Prince Adam! === You must come immediately. There is a great ‘distrubance’ in the force!”
He can’t but understand what COuncellor Diana was saying becuase she was slurring her words. Smelt of cheeseburgers and malt liquor, almost as if she was at a party with Randy from the Trailer Park Boys. A whif. Old E.
There is another knock at the door! They go to open the door, and who should be there… but Lacsana Troi and Mr. Hong, an 8-foot tall security guy. Lacsana Troi wears a sparkly dress from S4.
Lacsana Troi yells at Diana and says “Why are bothering He-Man with Skeletor’s issues?!?1”
At this point, Prince Adam is shocked. He doesn’t know what’s happening. He’s just woken up. “Is this a dream? Diana and Lacsana are in my room. And I’m in my pajamas.”
Just then, a knock on the winodw was heard. Prince Adam goes to investigate… and finds Skeletor in a wheelchair. Prince Adam opens the window.
“Oh hai Skeletor. How are you today”
“Nyaaeeeeehhh!” declated Skeletor.
Lacsana Troi doesn’t notice ANY of these things happening. Skeletor is wearing a com badge, it’s a S5 episode where they go to a warship.
Skeletor taps his con badge and tells Cheif O’Brien “Transport Prince Adam… Isaac Newton in a bikini. Nyah.”
Diana Troi gets scared. “No Mommy you ruined everything again!” She slams the door to the pantry… Prince Adam’s pantry bedroom. (It’s a studio apartment. In a castle. $2000/month rent controlled. Just go with it.)
Lacsana and Mr. Hong are still in the door. Not the pantry door the living room door. There’s a knock… on the closet door?!?! IT’S SHE-RA on her talking pony! Always leading with politeness, She-Ra BURSTS into the room… becausr that’s how She-Ra rolls.
Skeletor, in his wheechair outside the window, attempts to fling himself into the bedroom with lifeless legs. “MYEEESSHAAHSHA,” he probably said. He crawls towardx SHe-Ra.
The fire alarm goes off! This was not a drill! Suddenly! The alarm goes off. But they don’t do anything because Jeff’s mic was off. It was tragic. What was to happen next? No one could hear Jeff and the writer kept going.
Locsana and Diana find themselves very concerned. However, Skeletor, She-Ra and her pony “Hank” are confused and not sure what is happening. Locsana and Diana warnboth She-Ra and (heistantly) Skeletor that things are about to go DOWN.
At this moment, the omipotent being Q arrives wearing a skimpy bikini, in honor of the fact that he died. He informs the group that Isaac Newton has in fact died (two died, just saying).
Because of the death of Isaac Newton, the laws of gravity were erased. The breakfast sandiwch, bruning in Prince Adam’s microwave, floated mysteriously overhead. Since gravity has been erased, Skeletor miraciously begins walking again.
“Nyah hah haaaaaa?! My legs! NyI’m walking!” he dclared.
THen, Lacsana Troi, uses her com badge and teleports EVERYBODY, including ambular Skeletor, onto the Holodeck (where the concept of false gravity still exists). Skeletor falls back down onto his useless legs.
“Confounding physics!” he exclaims.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the Holodeck door. Running straight past them, there appeared The Eleventh Doctor, running straight past them to the transporter to which he disappears into.
Prince Adam exclaims, “I want to meet Baby Yoda!”
“We don’t have time for that,” Lacsana yells.
Prince Adam yells “Autobots, ROLL OUT!” as he turns into HE-MAN.
Skeletor just watches Prince Adam turn into He-Man. “I nyew it!” he says. “Mother always loved you best!”
(The man begins talking into his walkie-talkie. He does not look amused. He has acknolwedged that everyone is okay. And thus, the fan fiction has survived panel security! This also happened on the Holodeck.)
Mr. Wong doesn’t do anything. He never does anything. He doesn’t even stand there. He literally does nothing.
The Crystalline Entity has arrived! They sit…waiting. Much like Wong. But the threat LOOMS in the air.
Oh that’s right! Q’s there! Q reaches out to the Crystalline Entity. All of the sudden, actual cannibal Shia Lebouf busts in with his axe. This Holodeck is very busy.
Lacsana Troi says “BOys. No more fighting,” in her most motherly and stern voice.
Everyone stops and eats pizza on the dead body of Isaac Newton. Being the father of modern physics, this is exactly what he would have wanted.
The End… ? OR is it… stay tuned to the next episode. Remember to like, share, comment and subscribe. Nyeh heh. #skeletor #nyeh #blessed
